Definitions by Mickey Nation
sandwich
1. (noun) A popular lunch concoction consisting of two or more pieces of bread with various meats, cheeses or condiments in between them. Derived from Earl of Sandwich of England who is said to have first popularized the meal in the 18th century.
2. (verb) To compress something with force between two other objects.
3. (noun) A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline.
4. (noun) A sexual situation involving three people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them; usually a female between two males where her vagina and anus are penetrated by each male simultaneously.
2. (verb) To compress something with force between two other objects.
3. (noun) A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline.
4. (noun) A sexual situation involving three people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them; usually a female between two males where her vagina and anus are penetrated by each male simultaneously.
1. "Angus was making me a peanut butter sandwich and he dropped a slice face down in the dirt so I made him eat it."
2. "When the train came to a sudden stop I was sandwiched between two fat guys with an armpit in my face. That's why I smell like this."
3. KID: "Daddy! I saw a sandwich!"
DAD: "Don't be silly, boy."
4. I'd sandwich Tanya if she was the one who asked for it, but since it was Howard's idea then he's a fuckin' meat gazer.
2. "When the train came to a sudden stop I was sandwiched between two fat guys with an armpit in my face. That's why I smell like this."
3. KID: "Daddy! I saw a sandwich!"
DAD: "Don't be silly, boy."
4. I'd sandwich Tanya if she was the one who asked for it, but since it was Howard's idea then he's a fuckin' meat gazer.
sandwich by Mickey Nation November 15, 2006
meat gazer
1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
meat gazer by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006