Mick the Dick's definitions
The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.
The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.
Works best if you have diarrhea.
If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.
The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.
Works best if you have diarrhea.
If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.
Jack: Dude you were pretty pissed at those birds that crapped on your newly waxed car last week.
Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.
Jack: You shit on some birds?
Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!
Kyle: Yeah but the next day I found a birds nest and got me some sweet birdy revenge.
Jack: You shit on some birds?
Kyle: Nope. Just the nest. There were some yummy looking eggs in there too, so I was thinking " Hey free breakfast"!
by Mick the Dick July 11, 2011
Get the Birdy Revengemug. The act of shitting from the top of a tall building in hopes of it making a big mess on the sidewalk.
I was about to walk inside the bank to make a deposit when I suddenly saw a rooftop bomb hit the ground right in front of me! You should've seen it. There's shit everywhere!
by Mick the Dick July 9, 2011
Get the Rooftop bombmug. by Mick the Dick July 24, 2011
Get the Jaywadmug. The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.
Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?
Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.
Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?
Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
Get the Gun Packetmug. An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011
Get the Brown Opsmug. I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.
by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011
Get the Noon In The Morningmug. by Mick the Dick October 1, 2011
Get the D-Punch the A-Holemug.