Despite Don's well known hostility toward Michelle, he made a character break, by hugging her upon learning of her parents' car accident.
by Mick the Dick October 09, 2011
Get the Character Break mug.In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.
Can theoretically be made by:
1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.
2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
Can theoretically be made by:
1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.
2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.
1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!
2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!
by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011
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Get the D-Punch the A-Hole mug.A closet dumbass is someone who will talk nonstop, regardless of the subject, and make like they know everything about said subject even if they know little to nothing about it, for pure sake of staying in the conversation.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.
Rob: ...so anyways that's why I'm a big fan of Dio.
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
(Eric walks up to join the conversation)
Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.
Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.
Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.
Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.
Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!
by Mick the Dick July 16, 2011
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by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011
Get the Black Ops Blumpkin mug.I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.
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