Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

shnugit

a hot guy's ass

Damn, there's a shnugit at 3 o'clock!

by Michelle March 08, 2004

flips

A game where one person flips a quarter getting either heads or tails. Then, the second person flips the quarter and tries to match what the first person got. If they match it, they get the money that was bet, usually $1.00. If they do not match what the first person got, then they have to give them their money.

I won $20 playing flips in math class!

by Michelle May 11, 2004

soft butch

a female that is more masculine in additude, but not so much in the way she looks

she acts butch, but doesnt look butch

by Michelle September 02, 2003

Dub house

Whitehouse Texas (Yes the City)

Lets get outta Dub House

by Michelle April 23, 2005

Mish

nickname for Michelle

Mish got a big ol' boooty

by Michelle November 26, 2003

818

"The Valley" -- the San Fernando Valley that encompasses the northern portion of the City of Los Angeles (although it constantly wants to secede). Known for Valley Girls ("yeah, like gag me with a spoon... as if!"), the Galleria and a climate significantly hotter than the other side of the hill and thus rivaling Hell. Also the porn capital of the Western Hemisphere.

"My girlfriend is a figure model in the 818. So no future, but at least the sex is good."

by Michelle September 26, 2003