Definitions by Michelangelo Sky

Smackers 

Lips, especially juicy, full lips.

Jamie has the plumpest, juiciest smackers that are just begging to be kissed!!!

Smackers by Michelangelo Sky December 18, 2023

Unmessesary 

A mess that doesn’t need to happen. Can be anything from the mundane to the life-altering.

Pierre left the drain basket in the closed position and now the sink is full of greasy, slimy water. So unmessesary!

Jackson had a full ride on a football scholarship until he got busted for open container. That was a really unmessesary decision he made.

Unmessesary by Michelangelo Sky December 18, 2023

romaunchy

A portmanteau of “romantic” and “raunchy.” One who is romaunchy knows how to be sweet and tender while making love, while simultaneously getting down and dirty in the most debauched manner imaginable.

Very few people have the instinct to be romaunchy. Most people can only be romantic OR raunchy, and some don’t have the instinct to be either of those. The romaunchy person is rare.

Jamie knows how to please his Lady. She loves it when he kisses her tenderly, and when he feels her up all at the same time in public. Jamie knows what it takes to be romaunchy!!!

romaunchy by Michelangelo Sky August 17, 2023

going out with my boots on 

Attending a Randy Houser concert. It’s a reference to Randy’s 2009 top 5 hit single “Boots On.”

Marj: Did you hear that Randy Houser is playing a concert in town this weekend?

Edward: You gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!

going out with my boots on by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022

going out with my boots on 

Attending a Randy Houser concert.

Marj: Did you see that Randy Houser has a show in town this weekend?

Edward: Yeah, are you gonna go?

Marj: Hell yeah, I’m going out with my boots on!

going out with my boots on by Michelangelo Sky August 13, 2022