Eli

Eli is the type of guy who sits home playing Xbox all day. He smokes a lot of weed and is bad at every game he plays. Usually lives in Ohio and plays a lot of baseball. Pulls mad hoes even tho he’s not in shape. Everyone loves and Eli Great personality.

Him: Omg I wish I was more like Eli

by Michael dixon August 03, 2019

brick of cheese

obscene block, or curd of cheese. Tasty when microwaved, very good on toast

I was hungry, so i thought id heat up a BRICK OF CHEESE!... i need my cheeese

by michael dixon March 21, 2004

landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 21, 2004