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Cum

The delicious mayo that shoots out of a penis in the act of a male orgasm.
When I was twelve I was masterbating in my room and I started cumming right when my mom walked in. I was startled so as a defense mechanism I stood up and came in her face. While she was rubbing her eyes I dashed into the basement where my cousin was sleeping for a sleepover. I woke him up but I didn't care, I had to finish before I got blue balls. I hid in the closet and came all over my new shirt.
by Michael dass February 13, 2020
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