Michael VII's definitions

Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.

1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.

by Michael VII June 4, 2018

Kidney Room

Look up, "Restroom"

You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...

by Michael VII May 16, 2017

pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

by Michael VII September 3, 2021

shiet

Shiet or Sheit.

Another way to say "shit," but with an elongated EE sound to it.

Friend: "Did you finish your project?"
Me: "No.."
Friend: "You know it's due tomorrow..."
Me: "Shiet (or sheit or sheeeeeeeeeee-it. The "i" is silent)

by Michael VII May 12, 2018