Michael Mead's definitions

smap smap

when a women sucks a mans dick and the sound it makes

i was walking into my house and i could hear carly making a smap smap sound

by Michael Mead November 28, 2007

juicey cooter

when u drink orange juice and causes ur cooter to swell up.

When Haleigh was 6 she had a juicey cooter

by Michael Mead December 3, 2007

ball queef

when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.

Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef

by Michael Mead November 2, 2007