Michael Hyperwebster's definitions

Dobby

Enjoy those goblans Dobby. A common quote often said near the great Dobby himself. Dobby is one of the strongest generals in lord Lothorlitnghamr’s clan, “The Package.” Dobby isn’t exactly a war hero like Lothor, but he is a logic hero. When the clan was falling apart due to Shhhmoke’s corruption (read definition on Lothorlitnghamr for more details) Dobby went out of his way to stop Shhhmoke’s reign with words and logic. It was too late to stop him though, the clan already lost half it’s members, and Lothor had given up, twisting his logic and making him agree with the barbarian, Shhhmoke. Lothor preferred Shhhmoke, because Shhhmoke would win more battles than Dobby, as Dobby always uses goblans. To this day, Dobby is believed to be alive somewhere out there, stopping crime and corruption.

I had a dream last night where my clan was falling apart, and Dobby came and saved the day.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Shhhmoke

Shhhmoke, a word that is considered an insult by many. Many people say he is more evil than Hitler. Shhhmoke is a barbarian who was born in the viking age. He never became a general like everyone else, as he was too much of a bozo. Everytime his general deployed him in battle, he would accidentally somehow end up helping the enemies win. One day when Shhhmoke was deployed in battle, and Shhhmoke’s general lost, his general had enough, and he removed Shhhmoke from his battle roster. Shhhmoke was roaming the streets when he came across a sleeping hoog and wizard. He took both their clothes and jewelry, and put them on giving him a rich aesthetic. He soon came across a clan castle, and met Lothorlitnghamr. Lothor thought he was one of the richest generals, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. Shhhmoke became a barbarian who lead armies, and would lose most battles. He would be seen spending a lot of time with Lothor, further decreasing Lothor’s IQ. No one in the clan liked Shhhmoke so they all left. After it was just him and Lothor in the clan, he left the clan and searched for the next clan to destroy.

I had a dream last night where I had a successful clan, and Shhhmoke came in and destroyed it.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

War Dog.

War Dog., the best war hero out there. When War Dog and Whistleduck were puppies, they were best friends. After being 1 year old dogs they decided to become generals, and went to search for a clan. They found the clan, “The package,” and joined it, where they would meet Lothorlitnghamr. Upon joining the clan, war performance would be better, thanks to War Dog. War Dog was truly the gem of the clan. He always would get first place in clan war, he would always be leading the clan war boat, and he would always have the highest donations. After the clan got down to 40 members, that’s when Shhhmoke began his corruption, killing the clan even faster. War Dog saw this, and he couldn’t let Shhhmoke destroy the clan, so he started the ASC (anti Shhhmoke club) where he had a petition to get rid of Shhhmoke. Everyone was too scared to sign up, so he disbanded the ASC and would argue with Shhhmoke on his absence in war, and his decisions. He would get all sorts of crazy answers from Shhhmoke, but there was nothing he could do about Shhhmoke, Lothor was already brainwashed. He watched as more and more people left. He knew the clan was doomed to fail, and the final straw was when his friend Whistleduck was kicked. War Dog left the clan and started his own. His clan would be insanely successful and he would go on to be the most powerful general and war hero ever.

Today I joined War Dog.’s clan. He was truly a war hero.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

The Package

The finest Clash Royale clan.

A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?

B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

@Atvex Tww?

@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.

Person 1: @Atvex Tww?

Person 2: I can't, im at work.

Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU

Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex

Person 2: ok im hopping on

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Tww

Tww is a fat bozo paradise, a hangout for simps, and the ultimate place for trolls, as it holds the record for having the most bugs and exploits. 90% of the women on Tww are guys trying to trick simps into giving them free stuff and 90% of the guys are toxics who spend 12 hours a day on Tww. The developers of Tww all left, leaving only one developer who spends 8 hours a day spinning around the editor, making slight adjustments to the map or some values, which actually end up making everything worse. Even with all that, Tww is a great place because of the lasso. The lasso allows you to grab a fat bozo, rob them for all their money, roll them off a cliff, and watch them leave in rage. Although, be careful when lassoing a fat bozo, because you never know when a tryhard hero will be there to save the day.

(A common fat bozo roams the street of bozo city, when their eyes come across a woman, who they then approach)

Fat bozo: Hello.

Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?

Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww

by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025