@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.
Person 1: @Atvex Tww?
Person 2: I can't, im at work.
Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU
Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex
Person 2: ok im hopping on
Person 2: I can't, im at work.
Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU
Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex
Person 2: ok im hopping on
by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023
Tww is a fat bozo paradise, a hangout for simps, and the ultimate place for trolls, as it holds the record for having the most bugs and exploits. 90% of the women on Tww are guys trying to trick simps into giving them free stuff and 90% of the guys are toxics who spend 12 hours a day on Tww. The developers of Tww all left, leaving only one developer who spends 8 hours a day spinning around the editor, making slight adjustments to the map or some values, which actually end up making everything worse. Even with all that, Tww is a great place because of the lasso. The lasso allows you to grab a fat bozo, rob them for all their money, roll them off a cliff, and watch them leave in rage. Although, be careful when lassoing a fat bozo, because you never know when a tryhard hero will be there to save the day.
(A common fat bozo roams the street of bozo city, when their eyes come across a woman, who they then approach)
Fat bozo: Hello.
Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?
Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww
Fat bozo: Hello.
Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?
Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww
by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023
War Dog., the best war hero out there. When War Dog and Whistleduck were puppies, they were best friends. After being 1 year old dogs they decided to become generals, and went to search for a clan. They found the clan, “The package,” and joined it, where they would meet Lothorlitnghamr. Upon joining the clan, war performance would be better, thanks to War Dog. War Dog was truly the gem of the clan. He always would get first place in clan war, he would always be leading the clan war boat, and he would always have the highest donations. After the clan got down to 40 members, that’s when Shhhmoke began his corruption, killing the clan even faster. War Dog saw this, and he couldn’t let Shhhmoke destroy the clan, so he started the ASC (anti Shhhmoke club) where he had a petition to get rid of Shhhmoke. Everyone was too scared to sign up, so he disbanded the ASC and would argue with Shhhmoke on his absence in war, and his decisions. He would get all sorts of crazy answers from Shhhmoke, but there was nothing he could do about Shhhmoke, Lothor was already brainwashed. He watched as more and more people left. He knew the clan was doomed to fail, and the final straw was when his friend Whistleduck was kicked. War Dog left the clan and started his own. His clan would be insanely successful and he would go on to be the most powerful general and war hero ever.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022
Lothorlitnghamr is known as many things by many different people, but what he truly is, is, a war hero. Lothorlitnghamr, short for Lothor, was born in the viking era. He quickly became the general of the army of barbarians, archers, and giants. He was successful in every battle, no one matched his army's skill in battle. He soon created a clan, named, “The Package.” In no time many other generals joined the clan, and it became very successful. One day, a barbarian named, “Shhhmoke,” snuck into the clan castle, dressed as the most powerful of men. Lothor liked his look, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. After that day, the clan began falling apart. People began leaving the clan and the clan started dying. Lothor lost his leadership skills and began yelling at his recruits for not filling the Warboat with troops. More and more people left, until the clan soon became empty. Shhhmoke was the last member to leave, and Lothor was disappointed in himself. No one ever saw or heard of Lothor to this day, and he is believed to be a myth. But I know the stories are true, and I know that Lothor truly is, A war hero.
Person 1: Did you hear the myths about Lothorlitnghamr?
Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.
Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.
A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool
by Michael Hyperwebster April 05, 2025
A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?
B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!
B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022