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Shhhmoke, a word that is considered an insult by many. Many people say he is more evil than Hitler. Shhhmoke is a barbarian who was born in the viking age. He never became a general like everyone else, as he was too much of a bozo. Everytime his general deployed him in battle, he would accidentally somehow end up helping the enemies win. One day when Shhhmoke was deployed in battle, and Shhhmoke’s general lost, his general had enough, and he removed Shhhmoke from his battle roster. Shhhmoke was roaming the streets when he came across a sleeping hoog and wizard. He took both their clothes and jewelry, and put them on giving him a rich aesthetic. He soon came across a clan castle, and met Lothorlitnghamr. Lothor thought he was one of the richest generals, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. Shhhmoke became a barbarian who lead armies, and would lose most battles. He would be seen spending a lot of time with Lothor, further decreasing Lothor’s IQ. No one in the clan liked Shhhmoke so they all left. After it was just him and Lothor in the clan, he left the clan and searched for the next clan to destroy.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022
Get the Shhhmoke mug.Tww is a fat bozo paradise, a hangout for simps, and the ultimate place for trolls, as it holds the record for having the most bugs and exploits. 90% of the women on Tww are guys trying to trick simps into giving them free stuff and 90% of the guys are toxics who spend 12 hours a day on Tww. The developers of Tww all left, leaving only one developer who spends 8 hours a day spinning around the editor, making slight adjustments to the map or some values, which actually end up making everything worse. Even with all that, Tww is a great place because of the lasso. The lasso allows you to grab a fat bozo, rob them for all their money, roll them off a cliff, and watch them leave in rage. Although, be careful when lassoing a fat bozo, because you never know when a tryhard hero will be there to save the day.
(A common fat bozo roams the street of bozo city, when their eyes come across a woman, who they then approach)
Fat bozo: Hello.
Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?
Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww
Fat bozo: Hello.
Woman: Can you give me 10000 dollars?
Fat bozo: Anything for you my queen. Btw I am from Tww
by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023
Get the Tww mug.Toy insanity is a guy who is always sugar high, and does crazy things. Upon overseeing his videos, the government had a big hefty laugh, and decided to make insanity a word to be used to describe someone crazy, or sugar high. Some people even use the word toy insanity instead of just plain insanity.
You are toy insanity!
I was running yesterday when toy insanity ran up to me and robbed me of $50. The robber is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
I was running yesterday when toy insanity ran up to me and robbed me of $50. The robber is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.
by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022
Get the Toy Insanity mug.A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face
A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
Get the Chemicalling mug.@Atvex Tww? Is a quote created by the british navy in 1822 to fend off barbarian raiders. Once the quote was said, the barbarian would hop on Tww and stop raiding, making @Atvex Tww? A very effective defense method for the British navy. The barbarians slowly began realizing the tricks they were falling for, so they used @everyone Tww? As an offensive tactic to distract the British. After decades of Twws being exchanged, The British and barbarian clans wrote a treaty, disallowing for anyone to use Tww as a distraction method for defense or offense. For years the treaty was followed and no one would use @Atvex Tww? For battle again, instead it would go on to be a legend told to the young. @Atvex Tww? Stayed unused until 2022, when a friend group used it to trick a bozo to hop on Tww.
Person 1: @Atvex Tww?
Person 2: I can't, im at work.
Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU
Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex
Person 2: ok im hopping on
Person 2: I can't, im at work.
Person 1: OMG @Atvex HE IS LASSOING ME WHERE ARE YOU
Person 1: I just got sent to menace jail thanks for the help @Atvex
Person 2: ok im hopping on
by Michael Hyperwebster February 22, 2023
Get the @Atvex Tww? mug.A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?
B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!
B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!
by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022
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A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!
B: That's impossible!
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
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