Shhhmoke

Shhhmoke, a word that is considered an insult by many. Many people say he is more evil than Hitler. Shhhmoke is a barbarian who was born in the viking age. He never became a general like everyone else, as he was too much of a bozo. Everytime his general deployed him in battle, he would accidentally somehow end up helping the enemies win. One day when Shhhmoke was deployed in battle, and Shhhmoke’s general lost, his general had enough, and he removed Shhhmoke from his battle roster. Shhhmoke was roaming the streets when he came across a sleeping hoog and wizard. He took both their clothes and jewelry, and put them on giving him a rich aesthetic. He soon came across a clan castle, and met Lothorlitnghamr. Lothor thought he was one of the richest generals, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. Shhhmoke became a barbarian who lead armies, and would lose most battles. He would be seen spending a lot of time with Lothor, further decreasing Lothor’s IQ. No one in the clan liked Shhhmoke so they all left. After it was just him and Lothor in the clan, he left the clan and searched for the next clan to destroy.

I had a dream last night where I had a successful clan, and Shhhmoke came in and destroyed it.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Dobby

Enjoy those goblans Dobby. A common quote often said near the great Dobby himself. Dobby is one of the strongest generals in lord Lothorlitnghamr’s clan, “The Package.” Dobby isn’t exactly a war hero like Lothor, but he is a logic hero. When the clan was falling apart due to Shhhmoke’s corruption (read definition on Lothorlitnghamr for more details) Dobby went out of his way to stop Shhhmoke’s reign with words and logic. It was too late to stop him though, the clan already lost half it’s members, and Lothor had given up, twisting his logic and making him agree with the barbarian, Shhhmoke. Lothor preferred Shhhmoke, because Shhhmoke would win more battles than Dobby, as Dobby always uses goblans. To this day, Dobby is believed to be alive somewhere out there, stopping crime and corruption.

I had a dream last night where my clan was falling apart, and Dobby came and saved the day.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

The Package

The finest Clash Royale clan.

A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?

B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!

by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Lothorlitnghamr

Lothorlitnghamr is known as many things by many different people, but what he truly is, is, a war hero. Lothorlitnghamr, short for Lothor, was born in the viking era. He quickly became the general of the army of barbarians, archers, and giants. He was successful in every battle, no one matched his army's skill in battle. He soon created a clan, named, “The Package.” In no time many other generals joined the clan, and it became very successful. One day, a barbarian named, “Shhhmoke,” snuck into the clan castle, dressed as the most powerful of men. Lothor liked his look, so he recruited Shhhmoke, and gave him co-leader. After that day, the clan began falling apart. People began leaving the clan and the clan started dying. Lothor lost his leadership skills and began yelling at his recruits for not filling the Warboat with troops. More and more people left, until the clan soon became empty. Shhhmoke was the last member to leave, and Lothor was disappointed in himself. No one ever saw or heard of Lothor to this day, and he is believed to be a myth. But I know the stories are true, and I know that Lothor truly is, A war hero.

Person 1: Did you hear the myths about Lothorlitnghamr?

Person 2: They are not myths, Lothorlitnghamr is a legend, and truly, a war hero.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Baking

With baking you can make delicious things. Baking is a difficult process, but with the click of a button you can turn all your ingredients into one baked good. There are different kinds of baking as well. There's normal baking, which is the most common baking. You can also get color baking, for baking the color, hardness baking for baking the roughness, glossy baking for baking metal, and displacement baking for cooking the displacement. You can get many other kinds of baking, but those 5 are the most common types used by bakers. Once all their ingredients are plugged into material output they can bake some delicious goods. The smell of Christmas fills the room once the goods finish baking. Cooking speed is dependent on your cooking devices’ power. Every cooking device will yield the same result, but at different speeds.

Yesterday I plugged a ton of ingredients into material output, and baked 4 delicious wood maps.

Andrew Price himself is a professional at all kinds of baking.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

Chemicalling

A verb that has a unknown and unclear meaning. The term “chemicalling” was coined by an old lady with dementia, and to this day no one knows the definition of a chemicall, or the lore behind it. Experts believe that “chemicalling” is when someone calls you on your phone, but intercepts chemicals into the call, which then spew out of your phone. Another possible definition is when someone tries communicating with you by blasting chemicals in your face

A: They're Chemicalling me I can't breathe!
B: Oh no what should I do to help!?
A: I can't breathe. These chemicals they choke me. Will somebody please step up and stop them?
B: Ok im gonna step up and help.

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025