Michael Ehrmantraut's definitions

Robot chop

The electric version of a chop. Instead of a mixture of weed and tobacco in a bowl, it is hitting a vape and a pen at the same time.

“A robot chop isn’t quite as good as the real thing, but it does the trick.”

by Michael Ehrmantraut February 1, 2023

Saddam and osama

A really funny show

That show Saddam and Osama is funny

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023

Femboy Thighs

The reason i haven't turned my cranial inside out with a 12 gauge

I live for femboy thighs And they're the only reason I haven't killed myself (I'm wildly depressed)

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 11, 2024

Steve

Chances are, Steve is a great guy. He's a loyal friend, he's funny, and he's brave.

"yo this is my friend Steve, he's cool"

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Femboy Thighs

The thighs of a femboy. They're usually thick and squishy, and I really wish i had some ngl

Femboy thighs are one of the best things ever, The only cure for depression

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

The guy

Something that Jesse Pinkman isn't

Mike Ehrmantraut: You are not the guy, you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You. Are not. The guy.

by Michael Ehrmantraut January 29, 2024

cancer hang a nigger trick

Something that white supremacists skinheads do. It involves faking cancer so that the black guy you're approaching doesn't run away, so then you can hang him.

"NOOO DAMN IT! tony fell for the cancer hang a nigger trick."

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 26, 2023