Michael Bolton 's definitions

tps reports

The shit your boss makes you do.

BOSS: "Mya, Did you get the memo? We're now using the new cover on all TPS Reports. If you could just do that, that would be great. Thanks."

by Michael Bolton April 3, 2003

kornworthy

A person who is worthy of being "corned" (worthy of anal sex)

Drew Kenworthy is Cornworthy

by Michael Bolton March 24, 2004

Digital Chilli Farm Famila

A sexual act performed by a desperate woman in an agriculture field. This must involve a minimum of 5 male field laborers and must be performed in the dirt and with no protection. Male participants should span over multiple generations. This risky behavior is performed mostly in the summer months and commonly near migration camps. The female participant is most often an older business woman from an affluent community.

That was one hot digital chilli farm famila and I got dirt all over my dress and knees.

by Michael Bolton October 12, 2017