Miago/Othellie's definitions

virginitis

A situation when recently deflowered virgins find it necessary to relate everything back to their now active sex-lives

Normal human: "I"m so sweaty"
Sufferer of Virginitis: "Oh that reminds me of when XXX and I were having sex that one time.."

by Miago/Othellie December 5, 2009

Swifey

A loved one who is suffering from the swine flu

"oh swifey, you look so sick"
" I know. its the swineeeee"

by Miago/Othellie December 5, 2009