Definitions by Mia not Maya

Dylsexic

Describes a person whose ability to function is severely compromised by an uncontrollable attraction to someone named Dylan.

Sorry I forgot your birthday—I’m completely dylsexic right now. He wore grey sweatpants.

Dylsexic by Mia not Maya April 7, 2025

Dylsexia 

A highly specific and irrational condition in which one’s cognitive or motor functions are compromised due to an intense sexual or romantic fixation on someone named Dylan. Symptoms may include distracted thinking, sudden daydreaming, inability to focus, and excessive social media stalking.

She was supposed to be studying for finals, but her dylsexia kicked in the moment Dylan posted a gym selfie.

Dylsexia by Mia not Maya April 7, 2025