MiKe's definitions

soak

To cum on someone's face while they are sleeping or passed out.

I got your sister drunk and soaked her face after she passed out.

by Mike November 7, 2003

shovel head

see shovel-head

look at that shovel head

by mike June 30, 2004

Shocker

A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA

I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.

by Mike September 6, 2005

leason

what julia calls mike leon without him or her knowing what it means.

"Hey, Mike Leason! What's up?"

by mike January 6, 2005

bum darts

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,

so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!

by mike November 22, 2003

ibanez

a guitar company that makes good guitars.. soo good that steve vai has his own series, the jem series

i own the best guitar in the world, an ibanez uv777, if its good enuff for steve vai, then its good enuff for me

by mike March 3, 2004

incubus

a demon that has sex with people in their sleep. and also a fictional monster.

i was listening to a cd by incubus and suddenly it raped me.

by mike September 5, 2004