MetroMan's definitions

Metrosexual

1.A straight man with suprising fashion sense. Often misconstrued as being a homosexual.

PERSON 1: "This guys apartment is really nice"
PERSON 2: "yes, it is"
PERSON 1: "No, like...reeeally nice"
PERSON 2: "do you think he's gay?"
PERSON 1: "I thought he had a girlfriend?"
PERSON 2: "He must be Metrosexual"

by metroman February 27, 2005

Mobile Mashup

When two people are texting on their phones and they crash into one another

There was a mobile mashup on the corner this morning - poor girl dropped her iphone too which shattered on the cement.

by MetroMan October 27, 2012