Methuselah Perrywinkle's definitions

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010

red bruce

To fart with bloody discharge.

"If I eat some Mexican food and drink a couple beers, I have a red bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009