11 definitions by Metatag

The opposite of masterpiece, something totally worthless in the artistic sense.
David: Look at what my kid drew in kindergarten today!
John: What a monsterpiece.
David: What?
John: Masterpiece. It's a total work of art.
David: Oh, thanks. I'll tell him!
by Metatag November 23, 2005
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The epitome of down-to-earth, rugged, and masculine design. If something is "built like a Sherman" then it pays infinitely more attention to functionality and die-hard components than something as useless as aesthetic design or nifty features.
I just got this safe. It's built like a goddamn Sherman tank! All it has is a dial, a handle, and one tough-ass casing, no air-cooled inner pockets or any of that bull.
by Metatag October 18, 2005
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To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.
Make sure the pool isn't too cold before I bother to crank up the heater.
by Metatag July 31, 2005
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When you send an IM to someone as they are is finishing a sentence in another window and catch the last part of their message. Embarassing for the other end but somewhat pride-inducing for the "typowner".
MetaTagged: Hey.
SyndLig: ck.
MetaTagged: Typowned!
by Metatag September 15, 2005
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