Mermaidsskeleton 's definitions

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

Mediterranean Shotglass

A smaller version of the Tijuana Spyglass, using a shotglass in place of a beer bottle.

Chad: Did Megan let you give her a Tijuana Spyglass?
Brad: No, but she said maybe we could do the Mediterranean Shotglass.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021