Definitions by Mermaid

South Carolina 

A place where no one ever comes because 95% of the population are assholes

"5sos never comes here"
"Magcon never comes here"
"Jack gilinsky wears South Carolina shirts but doesn't come here."
"A dad made Keaton cry in myrtle beach."
"The only nice people here are people with tattoos and stretched ears."
"I have to travel to North Carolina or Atlanta to see people in concert."

South Carolina by mermaid July 19, 2014

quimtwonk 

Quimtwonk - Description of a Complete Fool and Bellend who is exhibiting village idiot behaviour simply by combining the two legendary words quimwedge and twonk

"Oh dear Lord that Quaffbag Matty is proving to be a right old Quimtwonk today!"

quimtwonk by Mermaid May 17, 2006