Definitions by Merkin Donor

linoleum 

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.

Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.

linoleum by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

Hotboxed 

When one walks into the office bathroom and is blasted by the unruly stench of a co-worker's rank defecation.

I just saw Toby leave the bathroom. Everyday, I'm hotboxed by that fool.

Hotboxed by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

shittature 

Reading materials one finds in a bathroom.

I gotta go drop a deuce. Do you have any shittature for me to peruse?

shittature by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008