Definitions by Merk Krellus

Titus Bramble

A Newcastle United player who is one hardcore G, he likes gang bangin' in more ways that one, and enjoys nights out with ladies who he later plans to spaff on. He's a real nigger, and likes hittin' it hard with his posse Dyer and co. This bitch is a muthaphukkin hustla, ask anybody!

There's Titus Bramble, what a G.

Titus Bramble by Merk Krellus May 13, 2005

Spaffage 

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.

"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"

Spaffage by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005