2 definition by Merk Krellus

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A Newcastle United player who is one hardcore G, he likes gang bangin' in more ways that one, and enjoys nights out with ladies who he later plans to spaff on. He's a real nigger, and likes hittin' it hard with his posse Dyer and co. This bitch is a muthaphukkin hustla, ask anybody!
There's Titus Bramble, what a G.
by Merk Krellus March 09, 2005

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from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.
"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"
by Merk Krellus March 08, 2005

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