Definitions by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup

Black Stepfather 

This is the term used by Mayor Todd as a shield to protect him from his own racism.

1. I didn’t say the N-word. I have a black stepfather.

2. I can’t be racist. I have a black stepfather.

3. Man, my mom got plowed by my black stepfather.

Black Stepfather by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 26, 2021

Mercer

Todd’s dead dog.

1. Mercer has a cloudy eye, patches of hair, and the breathe of an ass.

2. Put Mercer to sleep.

Mercer by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

Mayor Todd by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021