Melvin Wiener's definitions

jej

A douchebag, jerkoff or dick

I didn't know there were so many jejes in Las Vegas

by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006

sniffletonk

A man who sniffs women's bicycle seats. See also Frump.

"Why Bobby, you didn't tell me your father was a sniffletonk."

by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006

aqua velva

That guy at the bar in the tight shirt with the slicked back hair and the big muscles who thinks he looks good. He may also be dancing like an idiot.

Hey Johnny, I think that aqua velva's trying to hit on your girlfriend

by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006