Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?

by Melvin June 25, 2014

dog in a bathtub

inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.

I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.

by MELVIN May 16, 2005

shagrath

It's like a griffin.

I think a shagrath is a mythical creature, like a griffin.

by melvin July 23, 2004

pogging

a cross between pegging and dogging

-hey, do you want to go pogging?
-sure, we can pog all night long. i hope there is a good turnout
-oh there will be, ive called grandma, and she's got all her book club coming.

by Melvin May 13, 2005

crew slut

noun.groupie hopeful.sucks band's roadie's dicks in hope of meeting band but never does.

"The crew slut never made it on the tour bus."

by MELVIN May 13, 2005

growing up

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.

my best friend is growing up

by Melvin November 06, 2004