Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mel Biggs

perfect slimer

a slimer which has no voids on its surface, does not contain a single visible smind and whose ends taper like a fine cigar, as opposed to appearing torn.

This morning, I blew a perfect slimer. It looked more like a fat cigar. It came out so clean I almost didn't even wipe.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

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A musher is halfway between a slimer and a Vesuvius slimer, retaining the form of the former but having a texture more like the latter. It tends to be large, to maintain its form in an uninterrupted continuum, and to emerge completely within about a second.

I blew a musher into the bowl this morning and it was wrapped around the inside of the bowl before I even knew I'd started shitting.

by Mel Biggs January 30, 2008

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club

a turd that is a slimer on one end and a globular cluster at the other end. So-named because of its resemblance to a club that would be carried by a cave man.

I blew a club this morning. I guess I should have expected it after I ate a high fiber dinner and followed it with cheese for dessert.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

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spudnuts

A doughnut made with potato flour.

Doughnuts are okay, but spudnuts, man are those a fluffy bit o' cop heaven!

by Mel Biggs June 11, 2006

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cluster

A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

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