A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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Depressy

This is when you are depressed because you haven’t got no pussy and it can’t just be any pussy. It has to be a girl or woman who really in love with you too. Not just faking it to get money from you or personal favors.
No one will ever admit they are depressy, or show it.
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lexi

its a condom that you wear to stop the male from orgasming too fast so the girl can really enjoy the sex for a long time, that she needs lots of love and attention and a lot of stress relieved. and he has to work out for hours and hours doing push up non stop on top of her to really please her. must be one hell of a guy. lexi is like the luxury car to show how expensive this brand of the car is but thats only what the urban legends says.
i wore a lexi for her because i love her, any real man would do that for the woman he loves. its not like its all the time, she just needed a special 24 hours day to her self.
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Mod

This is when you get many people to nod their head down at you in approval.
I got the mod from the most highest class of people in society and I don’t even know what one thing they love because I do so much.
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Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.
I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024
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Big Man Complex

BMC this is when a person is big or tall or muscle bound cocky like a lot of muscles, and they bully little people around them and i dont' have all the details but they usually bigger than the average person, and no one stood up to them before and until doing so, they always going to push their weight around and boss the little people around.
he got a big man complex like Dee boe story that was release on a friday night weekend.
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Trump Card

this is a ultimate weapon you use when you have nothing else to use to win and it will blow your enemy away easily... for instance you trying to fight a monster made out of fire and nothing works and you throw a bucket of water on it that you was saving to drink on a rainy day son... and you worrying about surviving without it...no worries you have no choice but to use it to survive it anyway. it may not always be as drastic as this but it paints the master piece quite nicely.
i didn't want to but you made me resort to my trump card
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