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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB AS BITCH NOW OR GET FUCK THE FUCK UP RETARD BITCH
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Tree Surfing

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words
i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 19, 2022
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New Halloween

this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together. we ask for the houses with kids who want candy to have their porch light on all day to know which house has kids. and please don't decide for the kids or listen to kids who don't know what candy is or only had nasty candy and not the good kind. please make sure to get good candy kids love and not just any kind. its not hard to find out and you can't try more than one at a time it will taste different when you blend different types of candy , by eating them at the same time or back to back.
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daughter lover

well you know a mother fucker , something like that but with daughters but we can't cuss around little girls so we say lover instead.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 28, 2022
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Nerf

This when a video game company with a mmorpg online game makes your character extremely weak and useless because you was so much more powerful than everyone else. And a lot of people cry about it too. But the game makers and other people get so jealous because he gets all the girls and love. They nerf him as much money and time he put into it. And that’s the worst criminal offense ever. And they think they can get away with it because they move to an island so they can’t get arrested by other authorities and a lot of other people move across the world to escape charges and death. For their crimes. They don’t want to put in the same hard work as him and cry and steal from him. ,
They all going to hell for nerfing those greatest players and cost them everything. Don’t worry and took everything they had too. Some people spend 20 years or more building they self up in a game becoming stronger. Nerf
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unhunny

the opposite of the person you want to make your hunny. opposite of a spouse. your opposite sex person you married. if you married your spouse, a unhunny is the opposite of a person you would want to marry. some may want to kill them or lock them in prison forever or steal everything they got, the good people just ignore them and don't look their way.
i won't look her way. unhunny.
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Tight

It means the best thing in the world. It can describe music. Art. Video games. Food. Beverages. Clothes and shoes. Sex. Movies. Tv shows. Commercials.
That song was so tight
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 26, 2024
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