Megan's definitions

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

Rainbow Cheesecake

Starting Your Period.

Random girl: Eeek!
Other random girl: What?
Random girl: Rainbow cheesecake!
Other random girl: Eeek!

by Megan November 7, 2004

smimy

a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.

Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!

by Megan December 31, 2003

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 14, 2003

tubthumping

having sex in the bathtub (can/does involve more than 2 people)

he and i snuck into the bath room to "tubthump"

by megan November 11, 2004

defunkitated

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

by megan May 28, 2004

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004