best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

dirty milano

When a black guy sandwiches his dick between a white girls ass giving it the appearance of a Milano cookie

Hey man I tried a dirty milano last night with my girl and it was the best.

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

dirty via

When right before the male ejaculates you pull out your star charts to see exactly where it will land. Then you get in position and chant their zodiac sign until cum flys into your mouth. You then use the star chart for clean up.

I’m not really into getting a dirty via maybe we can do the best hot chocolate instead

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 23, 2021

dirty dogo

When a man during an orgasm clenches his dick in a way that causes it to resemble a machine gun with the tiny cum bursts

I’m going to dirty dogo your mom

by MegaMonkeyMoney March 07, 2021

warlock fisting

Warlock fisting is a sex move where you warlock punch(Smash Bros. move) a woman’s vagina. This is done correctly when your fist goes inside at such speed and power that your arm is inside to your elbow. She should also get a instant orgasm

I love warlock fisting my girl!

by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020