MegaMonkeyMoney's definitions

best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

dirty jazzy

When you stick your dick insides a milk carton then shove it into your partners ass

My woman requests dirty jazzy all the dam time

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 27, 2021

dirty milano

When a black guy sandwiches his dick between a white girls ass giving it the appearance of a Milano cookie

Hey man I tried a dirty milano last night with my girl and it was the best.

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

dirty via

When right before the male ejaculates you pull out your star charts to see exactly where it will land. Then you get in position and chant their zodiac sign until cum flys into your mouth. You then use the star chart for clean up.

I’m not really into getting a dirty via maybe we can do the best hot chocolate instead

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 23, 2021

landen maneuver

The landen maneuver is a sex move where you mimic the moves of a dolphin while screeching at the top of your lungs.

Bro I’m finna pull a landen maneuver on your bitch

by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020