Puerto Lando

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida
Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.
by mega oper August 03, 2008
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shame cave

The female genitalia. The opposite of the male power stick.
I totally tore up that hooker's shame cave.
by Mega Oper May 02, 2008
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