Meezy's definitions

turdie

The immature brother of the selfie.

Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.

Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.

I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.

by meezy December 12, 2013

qui le fuck

French for "what the fuck?"

"Je pense que je sharted"
"Qui le fuck?"

by Meezy August 27, 2005

Choco Taco

Soaking one's pussy lips in ice water, drying briefly, coating the lips in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then rubbing them on someones mouth. (also see Wonka Dip)

I like chocolate & vaginas and thought the Choco Taco would be a wonderful way to have both.

by Meezy July 7, 2005

pink shirt

n. an article of clothing worn by young men and adolescents who are uncomfortable with their sexuality, but wear pink shirts to say they are.

"Wow. That's a large group of guys wearing pink shirts."
"Yes. They're likely on their way to bang each other because they're comfortable with their sexuality"

by Meezy December 30, 2005