morning wood

when a guy wakes up with a boner..
i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..
by meep meep October 28, 2005
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Hoodini

The punchline to every joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hoodini
by Meep meep July 07, 2015
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