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morning wood
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when
a guy
wakes
up
with a boner
..
i had
morning
wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys
pitching
tents
in my pants
again..
by
meep meep
December 28, 2005
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Hoodini
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The
punchline
to
every
joke
.
Why did
the chicken
cross
the road
?
Hoodini
by
Meep meep
July 23, 2015
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