Maximum girth's definitions

Sandpaper

A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.

Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!

by Maximum girth March 8, 2021

Muddy

Muddy; an adjective for the environment after two males participate in anal sex. Mark zuccaberg was feeling extra fruity on a sunday afternoon. He decided to visit a gay bar to please his sexual fantasies about gay love. As he arrived, he was immediately aroused by the thrusting motion of the male strippers. He emptied his wallet to one specific stripper; his name was chad. Later on, mark and chad both pounded eachothers butts. The room was muddy after they were done.

After mark and chad were done, the room was muddy.
Chad- damn, this room is muddier than a pig sty!
Mark- mmm i love a muddy room, better than aromatherapy!

by Maximum girth August 6, 2021