A statement made when someone or something is so obviously gay that it goes without saying. Often used when replying to someone whose gaydar is malfunctioning.
1:
Mark: My gaydar isn't working today. Is Rick gay?
Steve: Oh my god, girl, the gay is SILENT!
2:
Al: I'm in the mood for some gay music. Got any Erasure?
Scott: You think Erasure is gay music?
Al: Duh, the gay is SILENT!
Mark: My gaydar isn't working today. Is Rick gay?
Steve: Oh my god, girl, the gay is SILENT!
2:
Al: I'm in the mood for some gay music. Got any Erasure?
Scott: You think Erasure is gay music?
Al: Duh, the gay is SILENT!
by MaxN512 April 15, 2008
Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.
by maxn512 July 11, 2008