Definitions by Max Payne

selfie wanker 

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.

she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!

selfie wanker by max payne July 2, 2015

batmanitis 

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

batmanitis by Max Payne April 15, 2005

Lube 

Short for "lubricant." Commercial product used to lubricate sexual intercourse, often anal sex between two men. Lube allows the penis to enter the anus without pulling or tearing of the anal tissue. It also allows time for the anus to expand and accept the incoming phallus.

Dude, it's not going to work without the KY. You'll rip me up otherwise.

Lube by Max Payne March 7, 2003