Matty d's definitions

Cuntstable

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

by Matty D November 15, 2003

deriso

Someone who likes to give others the "backseat treatment".

Matty D gave Stacey Hamburgler the backseat treatment.

by Matty D March 30, 2005

brop

Brop:Repeated over and over and made longer and shorter by gangstas from nottingham to be loud and abbusive.

" brrrrrrrrop brop brop brop brrrrop"

by Matty D January 10, 2005

wooden stake

Used to kill vampires. Has to be struck into the heart.

Watch any vampire film.

by Matty D July 1, 2004

fish hook

After sliding your finger into the cathedral you then curl your finger and pull back.

Dude I jumped inside Sally's cathedral last night and totally fish hooked her. She then left me to fuck an alcoholic.

by matty D January 2, 2005

besin

Another word for gypsy or traveller. An insult like the word Pikey.

Some besin nicked me bike, the little lucky heather selling shit!

by Matty D August 13, 2004

Barm cake

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

by Matty d September 30, 2014