Matty N's definitions

dyke

noun, Derogitory term used to refer to a lesbian; commonly towards a lesbian with more masculine physical characteristics/mannerisms; Offensive to many people.

That woman is a dyke.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.

My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.

by MATTY N December 10, 2012

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Sonic

1. Relating to audible sound;
2. Anthropomorphic blue hedgehog, created by Sega's Sonic Team in the late 1980s, currently associated as the logo for the Sega Corporation.

1. The airplane moved at such a speed it created a sonic boom.
2. Sonic the Hedgehog was a fun game for the Sega Genesis.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Kabildo

n. 1. An intangible sign of beautifulness or wonderfulness
2. Everything and nothing
3. It who can solve anything

v. The act of kabildoing

adj. Of or associated with 'kabildo'

1. ...but 'kabildo' could solve it. Beautiful.

2. I kabildoed your mom last night.

3. That's kabildoing kabildo!

by Matty N December 17, 2005

dike

noun, Derogitory term used to refer to a lesbian; commonly towards a lesbian with more masculine physical characteristics/mannerisms; Offensive to many people.

That woman is a dike.

by Matty N March 30, 2004