Matt the Moose's definitions

Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.

Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

Grumphry

A shorted temper due to low levels of blood sugar and your moronic friends indecisiveness on a place to eat. So hungry your grumpy.

Douchebag Brad better make up his mind, cuz I'm grumphry....

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

uber douche

The ultimate douche bag. One without equal. Usually a guy named Brad.

Brad was a uber douche for cheating in his fantast baseball leauge.

by Matt the Moose July 6, 2006