Definitions by Matt the Moose

Grumphry 

A shorted temper due to low levels of blood sugar and your moronic friends indecisiveness on a place to eat. So hungry your grumpy.

Douchebag Brad better make up his mind, cuz I'm grumphry....

Grumphry by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.

Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."

Gay-bate by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

uber douche 

The ultimate douche bag. One without equal. Usually a guy named Brad.

Brad was a uber douche for cheating in his fantast baseball leauge.

uber douche by Matt the Moose July 6, 2006