Snearly

the sensation of missing a sneeze.

"I can feel a sneeze coming... A... Ach... Nope, I've lost it. Snearly!"

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Vegruary

/ˈvɛdʒrʊəri/

the second month of the year when a person decides to only eat vegetarian products for the entire month

"I hope that you enjoy that burger because Vegruary starts tomorrow!"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Demuse

/de-mju:z/

1. cause (someone) to find something not at all funny.

2. provide uninteresting and unenjoyable pastimes for (someone).

"We are demused."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Lowdram

/ləʊ/drʌm/

People that enjoy little to no drama in their life.

"I want a relaxing life filled with happiness and lowdram."

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

Digisig

/ˈdɪdʒˈsɪɡ/

short for digital signature

"Add your digisig to the document and then email it back to me"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Huv

/hʌv/

1. hating and loving a person simultaneously.

2. hating that you love (someone or something.)

"I huv you!"

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Prefriend

to act as a friend to (someone) whilst having an ulterior motive. Especially to gain revenge, inside knowledge or for personal or professional gains.

pretending to be a persons friend.

"I thought that we were close but really he was just a prefriend"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021