Matt Windle poet's definitions

Twolice

/twəˈli s/

The Twitter police. The people that run Twitter and decide who to suspend and permanently ban for 'inappropriate' or 'offensive' tweets.

"You better be careful posting things like that or the twolice will suspend your account."

by Matt Windle poet October 15, 2020

Yespull

/jɛs/pʊl/

When a person clenches their fist in celebration and pulls a bent arm towards their body.

He was so ecstatic that his team scored in stoppage time that I saw him yespull over and over.

by Matt Windle poet January 14, 2021

Snearly

the sensation of missing a sneeze.

"I can feel a sneeze coming... A... Ach... Nope, I've lost it. Snearly!"

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Demuse

/de-mju:z/

1. cause (someone) to find something not at all funny.

2. provide uninteresting and unenjoyable pastimes for (someone).

"We are demused."

by Matt Windle poet February 21, 2021

Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with a person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate; I'm saying strong and she's saying milky."

by Matt Windle poet March 6, 2021