Definitions by Matt Sturbate

kerhonk 

a sound, often made through a rolled up poster, where the KER is high-pitched and the HONK is lower. Originated in Winnipeg, Manitoba in the parking lot of the Winnipeg Arena on July 6, 2004.

"Oh look there's Kurt Angle"
"KERHONK"

kerhonk by Matt Sturbate December 20, 2004

Johnny Two-Face 

often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.

"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"

Johnny Two-Face by Matt Sturbate October 31, 2004