Definitions by Matt SR

Electric Blanket 

When an overweight man has sex with a petite woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably covering the woman and keeping her warm during the boinking session(s).

Guy A: So did you give her the Electric Blanket last night?

Guy B: Once I plugged it in, she was warm all night!

Electric Blanket by Matt SR December 10, 2007

Reverse Electric Blanket 

The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.

She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!

Reverse Electric Blanket by Matt SR December 10, 2007