Definitions by Matt Hoffman

spronkle

When you take a piss while sprinkling sprinkles on your ice cream.

Guy: Wow Cindy, I totally started to spronkle when I was at the dairy queen the other day.
Girl: That makes me hot and bothered.

spronkle by Matt Hoffman July 25, 2006

Bongly 

Have you ever felt happy/sad/depressed/hyper *insert tons of other emotions here* All at once? And never had a word to describe it?

Well, I, Matt Hoffman, on January 11th, 2006 Hereby claim the undescribable feeling as "BONGLY".

Wow, I feel very Bongly today, it is wierd!

Bongly by Matt Hoffman January 12, 2006