Matt Garz's definitions

Jewmaica

A fictional island that exists in the minds of Jewish stoners that combines the best of Rastafarian and Jewish cultures.

Comes from a combination of the words "Jew" and "Jamaica."

"Matisyahu's next concert will be hosted in Jewmaica, where steel drums play klezmer music, and weed is smoked all week except on Shabbos."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

Soup d'jew

Comes from the French term "soup d'jour," meaning "soup of the day."
Means any soup prepared by/for Jews, usu. matzah ball soup.

"Every Passover we always have to have a bowlful of Bubbe's horrible soup d'jew."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

Soup d'jew

Comes from the French term "soup d'jour," meaning "soup of the day."
Means any soup prepared by/for Jews, usu. matzah ball soup.

"Every Passover, Bubbe makes me have a bowlful of her horrible soup d'jew."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

jewvenile delinquent

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.

"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007