Definitions by Matt Eros

scary in the night 

Anything that is normally viewed as harmless, cute, or whimsical, but when seen at night in the shade of darkness appears as "scary in the night."
Anything viewed in daylight that, when imagined being viewed at night would seem scary.

The paint-by-number image of a clown my brother made when he was 10 years old was scary in the night.

scary in the night by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

Dirty Brown Clown 

A person who sees humor in all things fecal. A person who makes jokes and humorous comments about bowel movements and the large intestine. Not to be confused with people who are into scat play.
Also the nickname of Osun Thyruss, the fictional nemesis of Captain Ozone.

If you're looking for the dirty brown clown, he's in the can spinning a web.

Dirty Brown Clown by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

spin a web 

To take a very long shit.

Spiderman can't come to the phone, he's in the bathroom trying to spin a web.

spin a web by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

launch a steamer 

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

launch a steamer by Matt Eros November 9, 2007