Matt Dawson's definitions

pakipuff

a homosexual paki, as used by shabaz on big brother 6

look at tht pakipuff, wht a twat

by Matt Dawson May 27, 2006

curly c

a not so offensive way of sayin cunt.

let me lick your curly c.

by Matt Dawson May 17, 2006

Mingmong

Simply a mixture of a Minger and a Mong, basically a disgustingly FUGLY person that should only be allowed out in daylight if they live on a council estate.

Eeuuugh!!! Look at that mingmong over the road

by Matt Dawson October 3, 2006

Sway Dizzle

Sway, meaning attractive, and dizzle, meaning female... Attractive Female

"Yo did you see that SWAY DIZZLE?"

by Matt Dawson December 8, 2003

mooseing

Sex with members of staff lower than yourself, while at work

Im on a break now if u wana join me, we'll go sumwhere quiet and get down to sum serious mooseing

by Matt Dawson July 18, 2006