Definitions by Matt Dasher

cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

cock blizzard by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008

Giant Enemy Crab 

A now extinct type of crab that used to exist in Japan. It was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for massive damage.

These are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. If it's weak point was hit, it would suffer massive damage.

Giant Enemy Crab by Matt Dasher May 9, 2008

phallic decapitation 

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

phallic decapitation by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007