3 definitions by Matt Dasher

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A now extinct type of crab that used to exist in Japan. It was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for massive damage.
These are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. If it's weak point was hit, it would suffer massive damage.
by Matt Dasher May 09, 2008
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Chopping someone's head off with your dick
OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation
by Matt Dasher September 26, 2007
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When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan
Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule
by Matt Dasher May 09, 2008
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