3 definitions by Matt Dasher

cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 9, 2008

Giant Enemy Crab

A now extinct type of crab that used to exist in Japan. It was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for massive damage.

These are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. If it's weak point was hit, it would suffer massive damage.

by Matt Dasher May 9, 2008

phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher September 27, 2007