phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007

Giant Enemy Crab

A now extinct type of crab that used to exist in Japan. It was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for massive damage.

These are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. If it's weak point was hit, it would suffer massive damage.

by Matt Dasher May 09, 2008

cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008