face

Face, usually used in place of the "f" word or hell. or to insult someone
what the face was that?

you're a face.
by Matt April 04, 2004
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dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.
I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.
by Matt October 13, 2004
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1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.
Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!
by matt November 04, 2003
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Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"
Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars
by Matt March 03, 2005
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otown

He was chillin in his crib in otown.
by Matt January 30, 2004
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Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.
Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
by matt August 23, 2003
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Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.
Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"
by Matt March 02, 2005
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