wurzel

soft in the head argricultural types

"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.

by matt knight May 23, 2005

shire

Crashed and burned, as did my shares in Shire. When it game overs basically.

Guy: Its done a shire

Girl: Yup

by Matt Knight November 17, 2004

wounded

When its gone pear shaped.

Girl: Hey my apple is pear shaped

Guy: Wounded

by Matt Knight November 17, 2004